alwaysbealonewolf:

Omg laughed so hard

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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squirticuno:

OH MY GOD

squirticuno:

OH MY GOD

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psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride meĀ 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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verywetteen:

unclefather:

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

straight edge revenge

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think-tank-skagra:

tessanetting:

LORD HAVE MERCY.

OH MY FUCKNSJDBFJBS GOD

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